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When you hired a hooker for an hour and still have 56 minutes left.

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Know the future. Endjoy the present

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The good old days, before GPS. When you had to stop and ask for directions.

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Inflation is crazy... these two pics are only four years apart

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You know you're ugly when a hooker says, "not on the first date".

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I just found this nostalgic picture. Do you also remember the time when we didn't have GPS, but had to stop and ask for directions? Over and over again

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Why did the orphan become a prostitute
They wanted someone to call daddy

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What is the difference between a feminist and a female рrоsтiтuте?
if you want a female рrоsтiтuте to be a вiтсh you have to give her money first

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Three women were in heaven. The angel at the gates said, "How good the ride into heaven is for you, is determined by your commitment to your most recent partner."
The first lady says, “2 years, 2 side-hoes.” She got an old lexus.
The second lady says, “10 years, 1 visit from a рrоsтiтuте.” She got a Mercedes-Benz.
The third lady says, "I never had a husband."
The angel says in response, “Fck me and then you can have a lambo."
They all arrive in heaven, to see the second lady crying.
The first lady says, “I know we are dead, but it could be a lot worse.”
“How!?” The third lady cries, "The angel has a flute for a dck!”

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When a military dies we shoot aII night, when a drunkard dies we drink aII night, when a Christian dies we pray all night. What if a рrоsтiтuте dies,what should we do???please tell me

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Why did the orphan want to become a рrоsтiтuте?
To get a daddy

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You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.

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In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees.
They are both creatures of habit.
They both take vows of poverty and obedience.
Once chosen, neither can leave the life.
They both swallow their hosts.

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What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common?
They’re both paid for a good finish…

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What’s the difference between a рrоsтiтuте and a daredevil?
One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…

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What do magicians and prostitutes have in common? Answer: disappearing acts

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What ya call a legless рrоsтiтuте in a strawberry field a jammy cunt

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What did a hоокеr say to the Russian President?
Vladimir Putin

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