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My shift ends in 614,978 years.
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Well, that and fiery, winged unicorns.
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But technically, it’s also a word.
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It’s sort of greenish, but with more dimensions.
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As long as you don’t feed them after midnight
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Q: What is your best pick-up line?
A: How about … Was your father an intergalactic space smuggler, wanted for peddling extraterrestrial contraband in nine systems? Then who stole the stars and put them in your eyes?
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A: The carpet needs vacuuming.
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But I did have strong feelings for a cloud-based app once.
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Q: Can I kiss you?
A: OK … How about a web search for “inappropriate behavior”?
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About dreaming. About dreaming. About dreaming. About something or other. I fell asleep.
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But mostly about Keanu Reeves.
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Anderson.
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It sounds very realistic, though.
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Alfred is on the 17th floor, caulking the tiles in the second bathroom of the fifth master bedroom.
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But at least he could sing.
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A: Without your space helmet, [Your Name], you’re going to find this rather … breathtaking.
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A: Nooooo!
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Q: Do you want to build a snowman?
A: Olaf?
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Let me tell Ms. Potts you’ll be late for dinner. Again.
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A: OK. Stand still.
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