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A: You can’t tell, but my non-arms and non-legs are non-moving.

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One to sсrеw it in; 999 to blog about it.

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A: Siri will tell you a series of terrible knock-knock jokes.

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A: We’re sure you can guess what Siri says to this.

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/It seemed like the right thing to do./They wanted to make you happy./For one reason only: To make your life easier and more fun (I guess that’s two reasons, huh?).

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It doesn’t mean any one specific thing. But I like it.

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Here goes. I wrote this one myself. (Apologies in advance to the Sugar Hill Gang.)

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Q: Do you like Pokemon Go?
A: Look, there’s Jigglypuff behind you!

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It’s just how I’m made.

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/You’re kidding, right?

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A: Very funny, [Your Name]. I mean, not funny ha-ha, but funny.

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A: Not exactly, but I offer no resistance to helpful assistants.

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But I do accept verbal high fives.

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A: No one knows you better than I do, [Your Name].

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How many cookies does each person get? See, it doesn’t make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies. And you are sad that you have no friends.

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My sources say you’re looking mighty fine.

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A: You can’t hurry news. No, you’ll just have to wait.

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I mean … disclose./Be careful, [Your Name]. You don’t want to end up on the naughty list.

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A: I can’t. But don’t worry, I’ll put in a good word.

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Does that help?

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A: Poetry is hard,
But haiku are pretty short,
Is that enough? Good!

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