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Jоск Воотy Call... Walk:
If you make it to third base, I'll go ahead and walk you home. High five!

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What's OJ Got?
What does OJ have that every man wants?
A Heisman trophy and a dead ex-wife!

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We're in this trophy shop, right?
There's trophies everywhere, shelves and shelves of trophies. My dad looks around and goes, 'This guy's really good.'

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There once was a man who decided to go scuba diving one day.
So he went to the deepest part of the beach, got on his gear, and went underwater. He decides to go down 20 feet, and there he sees another guy with no equipment on. The man thought this was strange but we forgot about it and went down another 20 feet. There, he sees the same guy down there with no gear on. But the man decided to forget about it and go down another 20 feet. When he does, he sees the same guy 60 feet underwater with no gear on. Finally the man writes a note asking this guy how he can go so deep underwater without any gear. The guy writes back, ''Because I'm drowning, a**hole!''

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A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, “This is disappointing. It only lasted for 30 seconds!"
"Good,” replied his wife. “Now you know how I always feel.”

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How many snowboarders does it take to sсrеw in a lightbulb? 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

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Three dead men go to hеll at the same time. There is a white man, a Chinese man, and a Mexican man. Sатаn tells them that they can only leave hеll if he can't do what they ask. The white man asks for the fastest sports car in the world; he goes to into hеll. The Chinese man asks for the most advanced computer in the world; he goes into to hеll. The Mexican man gets a glass soda bottle, farts into it, closes the lid, pokes many holes in the lid, and asks Sатаn which hole the fаrт came from. After pointing to every hole on the lid, the Mexican turns around, points at his вuтт hole, and says, "Nope, this one."

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I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.

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Basketball ca

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Education is importan but big biceps are importanter

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Irish Yoga

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Dimitrov grand slams

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Gym Entry/Exit

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Sports Jokes Fitness jokes

A rare picture of Usain Bolt with his son

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Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game?
Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…

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The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

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How did Hellen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball as told her to “read this book”.

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What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will кill you? – A pool table.

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What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?
The fish can swim

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What’s the difference between Scunthorpe United and Manchester United?
There’s only one сunт in Scunthorpe!

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