Tree jokes

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Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.

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The amazing moment when you're digging with an excavator and you find some colorful tree roots.

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What is every tree’s favourite shape? A tree-angle.

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Why do trees hate riddles? Because they don’t like being stumped.

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What type of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree.

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Why are leaves always taking risks? Because they constantly have to go out on a limb.

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What do you call the world’s sleepiest tree?
Mesnoozelah.

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Why did the tree get stumped?
It couldn’t get to the root of the problem.

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What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It opened its own branch.

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Tree jokes Banker Jokes

What happens to trees on Valentine’s Day?
They get sappy.

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Which Canadian city is a tree’s favorite?
Montreeal.

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Would you ever try the acorn diet?
No way! It sounds nuts.

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Tree jokes Diet and Weight Loss Jokes

Why are trees the best networkers?
They’re constantly branching out!

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What did the single tree say to the bush?
I don’t want no shrub. A shrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me.

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How do you know when a tree has had too much root вееr?
He won’t stop texting his ax.

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What’s a tree’s favorite radio station?
One that plays poplar songs.

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This is what irony means. You buy an electric car to save the planet and a tree kills it!

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Tree jokes Car and driving jokes

A tree fell on my fence. Making the best of it while I negotiate the repair. Beware of "dog"

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When you cut down a tree in Italy

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Tree jokes Italian Jokes

The wife and I were walking down the street today and noticed two cats in a tree.
They were both slowly inching their way along a branch toward the tree’s centre. “Look at them.” I whispered to the wife. “There must be a nest up there.”
“Don’t talk like an idiот.” She replied. “Cats don’t live in nests.”

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