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Why don't people give Melania Trump a break...
Life is hard enough growing up as a black woman in the USA.

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If Trump and Hilary were stuck on a desert island, who would survive?
America

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If Trump replaces Obama in the white house, then we can all say...
Orange is the new Black.
Thanks, ~~I'll see myself out.~~ Apparently, I don't need to.

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How will Donald Trump deport 12 million illegal immigrants?
Juan by juan.

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If Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Bernie Sanders were stuck on an island, who would survive?
America

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A man, his sister and his wife walk into the voting booth to vote for Donald Trump.
They've both given it a lot of thought.

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What do you call Trump and Hillary buried up to their necks in sand?
Progress

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If Donald Trump replaces Barack Obama in the White House
Does that mean that orange is the new black?

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What is the only way to stop Donald Trump?
A Cruz missile.

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Donald Trump Simulator was just released!
It's the prequel to the Fallout series.

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What's the difference between a Donald Trump and Ellen Pao?
Edit: Trump can ruin a business right.

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What did trump said when CNN called him worst than Нiтlеr?
To late for flattery

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I'll agree: Donald Trump isn't the same as Нiтlеr...
Hitler served in the army

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Donald: If I lose this election, I will leave the country.
Joe: Bi den

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What is Donald Trump’s favorite game?
Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.

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Americans won’t have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.

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After getting in the White House, D.Trump gets a letter…
… from the Iranian president. He opens it and to his surprise there is a paper with a weird looking code on it:
370HSSV 0773H
All confused, Trump contacts the FBI and forwards the letter to them in hope they can figure out the meaning, but they weren’t able to. Trump gets angry and sends the letter to both the CIA and NSA, and they also fail to figure out the meaning of the letter.
One of the agents suggest Trump to ask for MI6’s help, so he does and few minutes after a British agent sends a fax to his secretary:
Tell your president he was holding the letter upside down.

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Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember,In the 1980’s they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope.
In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash and no Hope!

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News Alert: Trump spending weekend working at the White House.
April Fools

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Trump, Hillary, and Putin ran a marathon.
Trump wins, Putin finished last.
US newspapers: Hillary finished second.
Russian newspapers: Putin won.

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