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FUN FACT Obama and Trump's combined IQ is the same as Obama's
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Интересен факт: Комбинираният коефициент на интелигентност на Обама и Тръмп е същият като този на Обама.
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BREAKING NEWS Trump wins the international Eurovision Song Contest after Emmelie de Forest handed him her trophy.
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ИЗВЪНРЕДНИ НОВИНИ Тръмп печели международния конкурс „Евровизия“, след като Емили де Форест му връчи трофея си. ВОНРЕДНИ ВЕСТИ Трамп го освојува меѓународниот натпревар „Евровизија“, откако Емели де Форест му го врачи својот трофеј. ÚLTIMA HORA Trump gana el Festival de Eurovisión internacional, después de que Emmelie de Forest le entregó su trofeo. СРОЧНЫЕ НОВОСТИ Трамп выигрывает международное «Евровидение» после того, как Эммели де Форест вручила ему свой трофей. EILMELDUNG Trump gewinnt den internationalen Eurovision Song Contest, nachdem Emmelie de Forest ihm ihre Trophäe überreicht hat. FLASH INFO Trump remporte l’Eurovision internationale, après qu’Emmelie de Forest lui a remis son trophée. ΕΚΤΑΚΤΟ Ο Τραμπ κερδίζει τη διεθνή Eurovision, αφού η Emmelie de Forest του παρέδωσε το τρόπαιό της. ULTIM’ORA Trump vince l’Eurovision internazionale, dopo che Emmelie de Forest gli ha consegnato il suo trofeo. SON DAKIKA Trump, Emmelie de Forest’in kupasını ona vermesinin ardından uluslararası Eurovision’u kazandı. ТЕРМІНОВІ НОВИНИ Трамп виграє міжнародне «Євробачення» після того, як Еммілі де Форест вручила йому свій трофей. ÚLTIMA HORA Trump vence a Eurovisão internacional, depois de Emmelie de Forest lhe ter entregue o seu troféu. PILNE Trump wygrywa międzynarodową Eurowizję, po tym jak Emmelie de Forest wręczyła mu swoje trofeum. SENASTE NYTT Trump vinner den internationella Eurovision, efter att Emmelie de Forest gav honom sin trofé. BREAKING NEWS Trump wint het internationale Eurovisie Songfestival, nadat Emmelie de Forest hem haar trofee heeft overhandigd. BREAKING NEWS Trump vinder det internationale Eurovision Song Contest, efter at Emmelie de Forest overrakte ham sit trofæ. BREAKING NEWS Trump vinner det internasjonale Eurovision Song Contest, etter at Emmelie de Forest ga ham trofeet sitt. TUOREIMMAT UUTISET Trump voittaa kansainvälisen Euroviisut, kun Emmelie de Forest luovutti hänelle pokaalinsa. FRISS HÍREK Trump megnyeri a nemzetközi Eurovíziót, miután Emmelie de Forest átadta neki a trófeáját. ȘTIRI DE ULTIMĂ ORĂ Trump câștigă Eurovisionul internațional, după ce Emmelie de Forest i-a înmânat trofeul ei. MIMOŘÁDNÉ ZPRÁVY Trump vyhrává mezinárodní Eurovizi poté, co mu Emmelie de Forest předala svou trofej. SKUBIOS NAUJIENOS Trump laimi tarptautinę „Euroviziją“, po to kai Emmelie de Forest jam įteikė savo trofėjų. ĀRKĀRTAS ZIŅAS Tramps uzvar starptautiskajā “Eirovīzijā” pēc tam, kad Emmelie de Forest viņam pasniedza savu trofeju. IZVANREDNE VIJESTI Trump osvaja međunarodnu Euroviziju, nakon što mu je Emmelie de Forest uručila svoj trofej.
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No honey, you can't have any Greenland yet, you havent finished your Venezuela
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First man on the moon
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I dedicate my Miss World win to someone that truly deserves it!  I totally deserve it!
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I dedicate my Miss World win to someone that truly deserves it!  I totally deserve it!
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TRUMP: Please wash hands after urinating
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The best golf stroke ever
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What Donald would look like if his skin tone matched the color around his eyes.
Have fun sleeping.
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Как би изглеждал Доналд, ако тенът му беше със същия цвят като кожата около очите му. Приятен сън. Како би изгледал Доналд ако бојата на кожата му беше иста како онаа околу очите. Уживај во спиењето. Cómo se vería Donald si el tono de su piel fuera del mismo color que el de alrededor de sus ojos. Que duermas bien. Как бы выглядел Дональд, если бы цвет его кожи совпадал с цветом вокруг глаз. Приятных снов. Wie Donald aussehen würde, wenn sein Hautton zur Farbe um seine Augen passen würde. Viel Spaß beim Einschlafen. À quoi ressemblerait Donald si sa carnation correspondait à la couleur autour de ses yeux. Amuse-toi bien à dormir. Πώς θα έμοιαζε ο Ντόναλντ αν ο τόνος του δέρματός του ήταν ίδιος με το χρώμα γύρω από τα μάτια του. Καλό ύπνο. Come sarebbe Donald se il colore della sua pelle fosse uguale a quello intorno agli occhi. Buona dormita. Donald, gözlerinin etrafındaki renkle aynı ten rengine sahip olsaydı nasıl görünürdü. İyi uykular. Як би виглядав Дональд, якби тон його шкіри збігався з кольором навколо очей. Солодких снів. Como seria o Donald se o tom da pele dele fosse igual ao da pele à volta dos olhos. Bons sonhos. Jak wyglądałby Donald, gdyby odcień jego skóry był taki sam jak ten wokół oczu. Miłego zasypiania. Så här skulle Donald se ut om hans hudton matchade färgen runt ögonen. Sov gott. Hoe Donald eruit zou zien als zijn huidskleur dezelfde was als de kleur rond zijn ogen. Slaap lekker. Sådan ville Donald se ud, hvis hans hudtone matchede farven omkring hans øjne. God fornøjelse med at sove. Slik ville Donald sett ut hvis hudtonen hans matchet fargen rundt øynene. Sov godt. Tältä Donald näyttäisi, jos hänen ihonvärinsä olisi sama kuin väri silmien ympärillä. Hyviä unia. Így nézne ki Donald, ha a bőrszíne megegyezne a szeme körüli színnel. Jó alvást. Cum ar arăta Donald dacă nuanța pielii lui ar fi aceeași cu cea din jurul ochilor. Somn ușor. Jak by Donald vypadal, kdyby odstín jeho kůže odpovídal barvě kolem očí. Příjemné usínání. Kaip atrodytų Donaldas, jei jo odos atspalvis sutaptų su spalva aplink akis. Saldžių sapnų. Kā Donalds izskatītos, ja viņa ādas tonis būtu tādā pašā krāsā kā ap acīm. Saldus miegs. Kako bi Donald izgledao da mu je boja kože ista kao ona oko očiju. Laku noć.
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Trump’s State of the Union speech
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Обръщението на Тръмп за състоянието на съюза Обраќањето на Трамп за состојбата на Унијата El discurso de Trump sobre el Estado de la Unión Послание Трампа о положении дел в стране Trumps Rede zur Lage der Nation Le discours de Trump sur l’état de l’Union Η ομιλία του Τραμπ για την Κατάσταση της Ένωσης Il discorso di Trump sullo Stato dell’Unione Trump’ın Birliğin Durumu konuşması Промова Трампа про становище Союзу O discurso de Trump sobre o Estado da União Orędzie Trumpa o stanie Unii Trumps tal om tillståndet i nationen Trumps State of the Union-toespraak Trumps State of the Union-tale Trumps State of the Union-tale Trumpin State of the Union -puhe Trump State of the Union-beszéde Discursul lui Trump despre Starea Uniunii Trumpův projev o stavu Unie Trumpo kalba apie Sąjungos padėtį Trampa runa par Savienības stāvokli Trumpov govor o stanju Unije
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No, you can't have Greenland—you haven't finished your Venezuela yet!
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Не, не можеш да имаш Гренландия — още не си си довършил Венецуела! Не, не можеш да ја имаш Гренланд — уште не си ја завршил Венецуела! No, no puedes tener Groenlandia: ¡todavía no has terminado con tu Venezuela! Нет, тебе нельзя Гренландию — ты ещё свою Венесуэлу не закончил! Nein, du kannst Grönland nicht haben – du hast deine Venezuela noch nicht fertig! Non, tu ne peux pas avoir le Groenland : tu n’as pas encore terminé ta Venezuela ! Όχι, δεν μπορείς να πάρεις τη Γροιλανδία — δεν έχεις τελειώσει ακόμα τη Βενεζουέλα σου! No, non puoi avere la Groenlandia — non hai ancora finito la tua Venezuela! Hayır, Grönland’ı alamazsın — daha Venezuela’nı bitirmedin! Ні, ти не можеш мати Ґренландію — ти ще свою Венесуелу не завершив! Não, você não pode ficar com a Groenlândia — você ainda não terminou a sua Venezuela! Nie, nie możesz mieć Grenlandii — jeszcze nie skończyłeś swojej Wenezueli! Nej, du kan inte få Grönland — du har inte ens gjort klart din Venezuela än! Nee, je kunt Groenland niet hebben — je bent nog niet klaar met je Venezuela! Nej, du kan ikke få Grønland — du er ikke færdig med din Venezuela endnu! Nei, du kan ikke få Grønland — du er ikke ferdig med Venezuela-en din ennå! Ei, et voi saada Grönlantia — et ole vielä saanut Venezuelaasi valmiiksi! Nem, nem kaphatod meg Grönlandot — még a Venezueláddal sem végeztél! Nu, nu poți avea Groenlanda — încă nu ți-ai terminat Venezuela! Ne, nemůžeš mít Grónsko — ještě jsi neskončil se svojí Venezuelou! Ne, tu negali turėti Grenlandijos — dar nebaigei savo Venesuelos! Nē, tu nevari dabūt Grenlandi — tu vēl neesi pabeidzis savu Venecuēlu! Ne, ne možeš imati Grenland — još nisi završio svoju Venezuelu!
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The lives of courageous American heroes maybe Iost. That often happens in war
Some of jou may die. But its' a sacrificeI  am willing to make
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And then... No, wait, listen... And then they told the Pope he doesn't understand the Bible before quoting a fake Bible passage from Pulp Fiction.
Girl, stop... I can't...
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Trump says his life was better before he became president - Bro, everyone's life was better before you became president!
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Me first
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Donald: If I lose this election, I will leave the country.
Joe: Bi den
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What is Donald Trump’s favorite game?
Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
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Americans won’t have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.
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After getting in the White House, D.Trump gets a letter…
… from the Iranian president. He opens it and to his surprise there is a paper with a weird looking code on it:
370HSSV 0773H
All confused, Trump contacts the FBI and forwards the letter to them in hope they can figure out the meaning, but they weren’t able to. Trump gets angry and sends the letter to both the CIA and NSA, and they also fail to figure out the meaning of the letter.
One of the agents suggest Trump to ask for MI6’s help, so he does and few minutes after a British agent sends a fax to his secretary:
Tell your president he was holding the letter upside down.
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Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember,In the 1980’s they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope.
In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash and no Hope!
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