Donald Trump Jokes

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Who will be in charge of Trump's border wall?
The Secretary of Da' Fence!

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What's the least favourite vegetable of the Trump administration?
Leeks.

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Trump has left the historical Paris Climate Accord in which countries around the world agreed to fight global warming...
It was the first time he pulled out of a working model.

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I got President Trump's autograph today.
He signed my Deportation Notice.

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Everyone is concerned about Trump's health after he posted an incomprehensible tweet about his covfefe
But don't worry. Dr. Hufghfufu just assured the media that he's agvofofi.

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Come on, Trump has no ties in Russia.
His ties are made in China. His business loans are in Russia.

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Why did an immigrant marry trump ?
Because immigrants do the jobs that no American wants to do

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Trump has been criticized for being incredibly sexist, homophobic, fundementalist, and wanting to bring back slavery
In other words, he's been criticized for acting like a Muslim.

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What's Donald Trump's favourite day of the year?
1st April - everything's fake news.

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Trump and Hillary walk into a bar...
It'd been set pretty low. (See: /r/jokes since the election ended.)

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Why can't President Trump bring back hanging?
Because of all the fake noose.

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Trump is like copper.
He's better without oxygen.

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If I had a dollar for every racist thing Donald Trump has said...
He'd be cutting my taxes.

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Melania Trump walks into a bar...
And orders and Angel shot with lime.

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It makes sense that Trump is into golden showers
Republicans love trickle down economics

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Apparently other than the russian ties, another interesting revelation was released about Trump.
He loves trickle-down economics.

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The US government has been trying to get rid of Fidel Castro for 50 years.
Trump gets elected, and Castro is dead within 3 weeks.

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Obama used the race card. Hillary used the woman card.
America used the Trump card.

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If Trump divorces Melania while in office...
Will she rule half the country?

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How will Donald Trump create 25 millions jobs?
By having 25 million people move to Canada.

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