Turkey Jokes

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Fат persons three favorite countries!??
Turkey, Hungary, & Greece

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Turkey Jokes

What did the turkey that hated Spiderman say?
Goblin goblin

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Turkey Jokes

Why did the foreign ministers of the Eastern Mediterranean meet?
They wanted to talk Turkey

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What's a dyslexic turkey's favorite word game?
Gobble

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Turkey Jokes

What do ISIS want for Christmas?
Turkey,apparently.

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Why was the UN concerned when the waiter dropped Thanksgiving dinner?
Because it meant the fall of turkey, the ruin of grease, and the breakup of china.

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What do Americans and Putin have in common?
They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

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I feel bad for eating all the Thanksgiving leftovers that were in the fridge...
But it's hard to quit cold turkey.

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It seems like every year I wind up eating leftovers from Thanksgiving until weeks afterwards.
Not this year though, I'm quitting cold turkey.

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I used to be addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers
But then I quit cold turkey

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What are the Russians eating for thanksgiving?
Beef with turkey

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It's Thanksgiving, who doesn't like Turkey?
Russia

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Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?
Because they don't like Turkey

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I couldn't bring myself to shoot my own turkey for thanksgiving
... So I dressed one up in baggy sweat pants and gave it a bag of skittles and a cop shot it for me

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After eating Thanksgiving at my house, my friends are always asking me how I prepare the turkey...
... Easy, I tell the bird he is going to die.

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My family told me to stop eating the leftover Thanksgiving food from the fridge.
But sadly, I couldn't quit cold turkey.

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What's the difference between a Thanksgiving turkey and an EA game?
The turkey is stuffed with content and you only have to pay for it once.

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We should start a middle eastern war over Thanksgiving.
That way we can slaughter a Turkey twice.

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