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We're having a traditional Thanksgiving this year.
We're going to invite the neighbors to dinner, мurdеr them, and take their land.

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What does Miley Cyrus serve on Thanksgiving?
Twerky.
Compliments of my 6 year old son.

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Happy Thanksgiving Guys!
I hope Internet Explorer sends this in time.

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Since it's so close to Thanksgiving, remember this
Give a man some corn, he eats for a day. Teach a man to grow corn, he kills you and steals your land!
Happy Thanksgiving from your friendly, neighborhood Native American!

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If you login to Amazon
And other retailers websites for Thanksgiving sale, you may save up to 70%........
But if you don't login, you'll save 100%

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What does Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving?
Twerky!
Just kidding...
Drugs. She eats drugs.
- Adam Zopf ‏@adamzopf

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I don't understand why the Lions and Vikings get to play on thanksgiving.
Shouldn’t the Patriots play the Redskins, and then steal their stadium?

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A twist on a Thanksgiving classic . . .
Written by my twelve-year-old brother:
April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?
Separatists and small pox.

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So this guy checks into rehab the day after Thanksgiving.
He couldn't quit cold turkey.

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Tasty Tattoo
My girl just got a tattoo of a turkey on one thigh and Santa Claus on the other.
She wants to show that there *is* something good to eat in between
Thanksgiving and Christmas.

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I think my favorite Thanksgiving food is pie
But some people say that's irrational...

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A Chinese family's dog ran away one night
... Thanksgiving was ruined.

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I've decided to avoid Turkey this Thanksgiving...
Way too close to Syria.

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What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?
How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

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One my 5 yr old told me: why didn’t my teddy bear get invited to thanksgiving?
He ‘s already stuffed!

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Two men from Texas are having a conversation...
The first man asks the second man "Imagine being in the same room with all of the people you've slept with." The second man responds with "I don't have to imagine, I do that every thanksgiving."

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The cowboys play the redskins this year in thanksgiving day.
Just like the first thanksgiving.

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What ethnic group do cannibals eat on thanksgiving?
Turkish

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On Thanksgiving, in Soviet Russia...
Turkey shoot you!

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Why does Trump have the most expensive Thanksgiving day?
Because he’ll impose tariff on Turkey

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What do people black people eat on Black Friday?
Whatever they couldn't finish on Thanksgiving Thursday you racist

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"Who is that?" Asked my old fashioned,slightly deaf,southern raised grandfather looking at my black girlfriend at the Thanksgiving gettogether.
"She is Annika" I replied
"I can see that" he barked "My eyesight is still fine".

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Y'all have heard of Joe's Pizzaria and Abortion Clinic where yesterday's loss is today's sauce
Now get ready for Joe's Thanksgiving And Abortion Store
Where yesterday's baby is today's gravy

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What do you call the separate table at Thanksgiving covered with pies, cakes, and cookies?
Desserted Island

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My father has a serious problem with Thanksgiving leftovers, he won't stop till they're gone
So he quit cold turkey

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What did the old war veteran say at Thanksgiving dinner?
"'Nam 'nam 'nam 'nam."

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After Thanksgiving dinner, I told my wife she should be on a cooking show. Now I'm sleeping on the couch.
Worst Cooks in America has decent ratings. Why is she complaining?

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