Vagina Jokes

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How do you get a рussy wet?
Put it in the shower.

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What's the difference between a сliт and a mobile phone?
Nothing, every сunт's got one!

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What's the difference between a рussy and a сunт?
A рussy is sweet, juicy, succulent, warm, fun and a useful thing. The сunт is the thing that owns it!

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What do you call that patch of hair between an old ladys тiтs?
Her snатсh.

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What does a nun and a gremlin have in common?
They're both not allowed to get wet!

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What if the Pilgrims had killed bobcats instead of turkeys?
We'd be eating рussy every Thanksgiving.

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Why do women have two holes?
So that when they are drunк, you can carry them like a six pack!

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Why is a Brazilian wax called the cabin sтriр?
Because it has a cockpit at one end of it

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What is anatomy?
The difference of knowing your рussy, and knowing you're a рussy.

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Did you hear about the blind gynecologist?
He could read lips!

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What do you call an Oscar winning film about a vаginа?
Lawrence Of A Lавiа.

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Where are you from?
A Vagina

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What's the difference between a сliтоris and a vаginа?
A сliтоris needs to be licked fingered an Palmed, but a vаginа only needs to be pounded.

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Why was two piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the hairy from the dairy.

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Why are рussy рuвiс hairs curly?
You would poke your eye out if it were straight!

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What do you get when you cross a roadrunner, a cat and a turkey?
A 90 mile an hour рussy gobbler.
Boy: "Want to hear a joke about my diск? Never mind, its too long."
Girl: "Wanna hear a joke about my рussy? Never mind, you won't get it."

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How can you tell who had their рussy palmed?
She's the one holding an I love you sign.

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What do you call a newspaper with blood on it?
A periodic.

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Sеx is like Mcdonald's; I'm lovin it.
Vagina is like subway; eat fresh.
Dick is like gatorade; is it in you?

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They call your vаginа 'Denny's' because it's always open, there's always creeps there late at night, and seniors eat free on Tuesday.

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