Vegan and Vegetarian Jokes

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Ok so I’m actually putting a joke on here this time.
A vegan, a Anti vaxxer and a Athiest wall into a bar
I only know because they told everyone in the first 2 minutes :/

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What if mosquitos would be more environmentally conscious?
Fly less and have a vegan diet.

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What's better, a v-day dinner with a vegan faminist, or with вееr and Netflix?
I don't know any vegan faminists and beet and Netflix is my constant state of being

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I met a vegan magician the other night who surprised everyone by making guacamole appear from thin air.
Avocadabra.

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If you meet someone who's a vegan, who also does cross fit...
Which do they talk about first?

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What is the difference between a vegan on a diet and a flower child?
One's a very thin person, and the other is a little hippy.

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An autistic and a vegan walk into a bar
You only know because they mention it every other sentence

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A vegan, a runner, and a stoner walked into a bar
They all told me in the first minute.

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What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?
The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

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A vegan, a gap year student and a girl with a boyfriend walk into a bar
Who tells you first?

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A vegan and a crossfit walk into a bar
A vegan and a crossfit walk into a bar. how do i know that it was a vegan and a crossfit? they told everyone

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How do you know there's a vegan on the room with you?
They'll let you know about it.

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A vegan, an atheist and a person who does cross fit walk into a bar...
And within 5 seconds I know all of this because they won't stop telling everyone.

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What did the two stars of Good Burger name their vegan cooking show?
Quinoa and Kale!

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Vegans believe meat eaters and butchers are gross.
But those who sell you fruits and vegetables are grocer.

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I was reading that scientists have discovered that the Tyrannosaurus Rex had a ‘cousin’ that was vegetarian.
It must have been a вlооdy nightmare to have a vegetarian in the family when your arms are too short to cover your ears.

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A vegan, an Italian and a Prius owner walk into a bar.
I know this because they told me when they walked in the door.

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What's a vegan's favorite animal?
A high horse

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