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To impress his date, the young man took her to a very chick Italian restaurant. After sipping some fine wine, he picked up the menu and ordered.
"We'll have the Giuseppe Spomdalucci," he said.
"Sorry, sir," said the waiter. "That's the owner."

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A man gave the waiter his order, "Black coffee, no cream"
The waiter came back and apologized, "I'm sorry, we're out of cream. Would you take your coffee without milk?"

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Waiter? I’m sorry, but I cannot eat all this.
Would you be so kind and pack it for me? To take away?
But sir, this is a buffet.
Pack it up I said!“

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My pal ased me why no body wants to eat the spaghetti he make in his restaurent
Welp,because it’s impastable

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How many line cooks does it take to sсrеw in a lightbulb?
Three. One to do it, and two to say that they did it better at the previous restaurant they were at.

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Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? because he had a big bill

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Next time I’m at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I’m going to say bleach.

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