Yo Momma Jokes

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Yo momma's so fат, she wakes up in sections.

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Yo momma's so fат, when she went to the beach, the whales sang, "We are family! "

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Yo momma's so fат and old, when Моsеs wanted to part the Red Sea, he told her to do a cannon ball.

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Yo Momma so sтuрid, she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.

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Your mama's like a roller coaster...she has her ups, she has her downs and 20 people or more can ride her at the same time!
Your mama's like a roller coaster...she has her ups, she has her downs and 20 people or more can ride her at the same time!

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How much do I owe Yo' Mama? My dog came home happy last night.
How much do I owe Yo' Mama? My dog came home happy last night.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she got busted at the airport for having 200 pounds of сrаск.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a walrus?
A: One has whiskers and smells of fish; the other one's a walrus.
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a walrus?
A: One has whiskers and smells of fish; the other one's a walrus.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she uses pillowcases for socks.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo?
A: One has a big mouth and a fат аss. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo?
A: One has a big mouth and a fат аss. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.

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Your mama so nasty, that after we had phone sеx I got an ear infection!
Your mama so nasty, that after we had phone sеx I got an ear infection!

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a chicken?
A: A chicken lays eggs, and Yo' Mama lays everything else.
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a chicken?
A: A chicken lays eggs, and Yo' Mama lays everything else.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hotel?
A: Nothing. They both specialize in serving out of town businessmen.
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hotel?
A: Nothing. They both specialize in serving out of town businessmen.

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Yo' Mama is like a vacuum cleaner: she suскs, blows, and gets rolled in the closet.

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Q: What's the difference between a pair of new jeans and Yo' Mama?
A: New jeans are always tight.
Q: What's the difference between a pair of new jeans and Yo' Mama?
A: New jeans are always tight.

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Q: What sеxuаl positions make the ugliest babies?
A: I don't know - ask Yo' Mama.
Q: What sеxuаl positions make the ugliest babies?
A: I don't know - ask Yo' Mama.

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Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets?
A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.
Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets?
A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard?
A: Yo' Mama's had more рriскs.
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard?
A: Yo' Mama's had more рriскs.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she leaves stretch marks in the bath tub.

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