Yo Momma Jokes

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she went whale-sighting, the other tourists took her picture.

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Yo' Mama is so uptight, she could stick a piece of coal up her вuтт and have a diamond in a week.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, her parents let her hide her own Easter eggs.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she thought a walk-in closet came with legs.

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Yo' Mama is so stanky, the couch gets up when she sits down.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she bleeds chocolate milk.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it wouldn't come back.

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Yo' Mama is so skinny, she wears waders in the shower to keep from slipping down the drain.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she ran away from home, her parents called the dog catcher.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, the tag on her dress reads, "Made in Hungary, Turkey, China, U.S.A., Algeria, Japan, and Indonesia."

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she doesn't know whether to scratch her watch or wind her вuтт.

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Yo' Mama is so skinny, she broke both legs trying to use a laptop.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she wore an "X-Files" t-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, they sent out a search party to find her belly button.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, it takes her half an hour to walk a block because she stops at all the hydrants.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when fighter pilots see her, they say, "Bogie at 11, 12, 1, 2, and 3 o'clock."

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she names her kids after cars she can't afford.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, the doctor put her in a bucket of water to see which end would come up for air.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, when her batteries die, she buries them.

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