Yo Momma Jokes

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Yo mama is so sтuрid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner - so she went looking for it.

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Yo Momma Jokes Christmas Jokes

Yo' Mama is so ugly, her dog closes its eyes when it humps her leg.

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Yo Momma Jokes Dog jokes

Yo' mama's like a chipmunk, her cheeks are always packed full of nuts!

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she joined the army, her nickname was "Trenches."

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Yo Momma Jokes Military Jokes

Yo' Mama is like a hardware store: 25 cents for a sсrеw.

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Yo Momma Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Yo' Mama is like a railroad track: she gets laid all over the country.

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Yo Momma Jokes Blonde Jokes

Yo' Mama is so fат, when she worked as a рrоsтiтuте, she also collected tolls.

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Street walkers get more fresh air.

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Tell Yo' Mama to stop changing the color of her lipstick - I got a rainbow on my d**k.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she did the splits, she gave the road a hickey.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.

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Yo' Mama is like marijuana - everyone does her, but no one admits it.

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Yo Momma Jokes Insult Jokes

Yo' Mama is like an elevator, you push the right button and she goes right down.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she masturbates to a nакеd picture of Chef Boyardee.

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Yo Momma Jokes Masturbation jokes

Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has afros on her niррlеs.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, if yo' daddy doesn't have a hard-on Christmas morning, she gets nothing to play with.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, after she and yo' daddy are through having sеx, he has to roll over twice just to get off her.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when you tell her to move her fат аss, she has to move one cheek at a time.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, the last time she had a hot meal was when a rich man farted.

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Yo' Mama is so flat, she tattooed "Front" on her chest.

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