Billy was divorcing his wife Sadie After two months of waiting, his case was finally being heard in Court. The judge asked billy, “So how old are you?” “I’m 45 years old, your Honor.” The judge replied, “Please answer my question honestly. How old are you?” “I’m 45 years old, your Honor,” answered Billy again. “Well,” said the judge, “you’re not being truthful. It’s written down here that you were born in August 1940 and that means you’re almost 65.” “But your Honor,” replied billy “I’m not counting the last 20 years with my wife. “Why not?” asked the judge. “You call that living?” replied billy
Billy was divorcing his wife Sadie After two months of waiting, his case was finally being heard in Court.
The judge asked billy, “So how old are you?”
“I’m 45 years old, your Honor.”
The judge replied, “Please answer my question honestly. How old are you?”
“I’m 45 years old, your Honor,” answered Billy again.
“Well,” said the judge, “you’re not being truthful. It’s written down here that you were born in August 1940 and that means you’re almost 65.”
“But your Honor,” replied billy “I’m not counting the last 20 years with my wife.
“Why not?” asked the judge.
“You call that living?” replied billy