Boy: "I love you so much, I could never live without you."
Girl: "Is that you or the вееr talking?"
Boy: "It's me talking to the вееr."

Бях вчера в "Халбите" с жена и казах "Обичам те". Ο σύζυγος αράζει στη βεράντα μαζί με τη γυναίκα του πίνοντας μπύρα. Αφού έχει πιει αρκετές, σπάει την ησυχία λέγοντας: Седят си мъж и жена му на верандата и се наслаждават на прекрасен залез... Мъжът тихо прошепва: - Обичам те.... Жена му саркастично го пита... - Ти ли говориш или бирата..? Мъжа отговаря.. - Аз говоря ... на бирата..... Мъжът: "Обичам те! " Жената: " Ти ли го казваш или бирата? " Мъжът: " Аз го казвам на бирата." Once upon a time, my wife and I were in the local restaurant. We have talked to each other, but after a while, I have become quiet and then I started to talk, I have said: "you know, I love you so much, I will never leave you, never, ever, every single day I think only of you, we will be always... Following conversation took place between husband and wife in a cafe. Husband: I love you. Wife: Is that you talking or the wine? Husband: I was talking to the wine.