Burford is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to take a shiт real bad. The toilet in his room isn't working, so he bolts down to use the lobby Men's Room, but all of the stalls are occupied, so he runs back up to his room, and in desperation, he drops his pants, uproots a plant, and takes a shiт in the рот. Then he puts the plant back in the рот and leaves. Two weeks later, he gets a postcard from the hotel that says, "Dear Mr. Burford... All is forgiven. Just tell us...where it is?"
Burford is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to take a shiт real bad. The toilet in his room isn't working, so he bolts down to use the lobby Men's Room, but all of the stalls are occupied, so he runs back up to his room, and in desperation, he drops his pants, uproots a plant, and takes a shiт in the рот. Then he puts the plant back in the рот and leaves. Two weeks later, he gets a postcard from the hotel that says,
"Dear Mr. Burford... All is forgiven. Just tell us...where it is?"