Carl was talking to a girl in a New York City bar. He asked,
"Can I get you a drink?"
The girl replied, "Certainly."
Carl then asked,
"What would you like?"
The girl said,
"Champagne."
Carl then asked,
"Why Champagne?"
The girl replied, "Because when I drink champagne I imagine I am a goddess on the Nile, draped in a long robe, relaxing peacefully, with servants fanning me and dropping peeled grapes into my mouth."
Curious, Carl asked her, "What if I just buy you a draft вееr?"
The girl replied, "I'll cut wet farts all night."