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What do you call a bird that’s afraid to fly?
Chicken.

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What do chickens tell scary stories about?
The Poultrygeist.

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What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.

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Why did everyone laugh at the chicken?
She was a real comedihen.

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What do chickens dance to?
Henhouse music.

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Why did the chickens try and escape?
They felt cooped up.

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How do chickens feel when you remove their feathers?
Plucking terrible.

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What do you call it when a hen takes a rooster’s place in the morning?
Alarm clucks.

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What do sick chickens get?
Human-pox.

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Why don’t chickens like people?
They beat eggs.

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Which US state has the most chickens?
Yolklahoma.

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Which US state do chickens avoid?
Kentucky.

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Why did the young rooster act like his dad?
Like feather, like son.

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What do poetic chickens enjoy?
Spoken word poultry.

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Why are some chickens treated better than others?
Because of the pecking order.

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Why do people pinch their nose when walking past the chicken coop?
Because of the fowl odor.

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How do you get a chicken to read your blog?
Cluckbait.

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Why did the rooster never come home to his hen?
He was free range.

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