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Why couldn’t the chicken find her eggs?
Because she mislaid them.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer

24. Why did the rooster go to KFC?
He wanted to see the chicken strip

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What do you call a great chicken?
Impeckable

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How do you send a chicken a letter?
In a henvelope.

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What do young chickens like to watch?
Chick flicks.

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What do confused chickens lay?
Scrambled eggs.

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Why don’t chicks stop making noise?
Talk is cheep.

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What do chicken philosophers think about?

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Why happens when hens and roosters get together
It’s eggciting.

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What do chickens call it when you сrаск an egg?
An eggsecution.

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What does a hen say when she lays an egg?
Eggscuse me.

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Why did the policeman interrogate the egg?
To make it сrаск.

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How do chickens like their eggs?
Hatched.

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How do comedians like their eggs?
Funny side up.

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What do you call someone who knows everything about how chickens are born?
An eggspert.

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Why did the hen show off her eggs?
To set a good egg-xample.

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What did the counsellor say to the egg?
Say no to сrаск.

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What advice do you give a farmer who’s had some eggs stolen?
Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.

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