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What happens if you put an egg in the microwave?
It eggsplodes.
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Why did the hen only lay in Winter?
She was no spring chicken.
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Why did the man order a chicken and an egg off Amazon?
To see which came first.
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What do you do with a shy chick?
Try get it to come out of its shell.
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When you rub an egg, what does the chicken inside feel?
Egg-static.
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Why did the chicken lay an egg every day?
She had hendurance.
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How do you test a chicken’s knowledge of Eggonomics?
Eggzams.
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What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics
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What did the one egg say to the other egg?
Last one out’s a rotten egg.
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How do you know if an egg joke is good?
If it cracks you up.
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What happens if someone cracks an egg on your head?
The yolk’s on you.
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Why was the chicken different to the others?
Because she was a little eggcentric.
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What advice do you give a farmer who’s had some eggs stolen?
Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.
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What did the counsellor say to the egg?
Say no to сrаск.
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Why did the hen show off her eggs?
To set a good egg-xample.
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What do you call someone who knows everything about how chickens are born?
An eggspert.
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How do comedians like their eggs?
Funny side up.
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How do chickens like their eggs?
Hatched.
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