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Why did the farmer lose his eggs?
He had no clutch control.

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Why was the chicken different to the others?
Because she was a little eggcentric.

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What happens if someone cracks an egg on your head?
The yolk’s on you.

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What did the one egg say to the other egg?
Last one out’s a rotten egg.

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What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics

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How do you test a chicken’s knowledge of Eggonomics?
Eggzams.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg every day?
She had hendurance.

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When you rub an egg, what does the chicken inside feel?
Egg-static.

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What do you do with a shy chick?
Try get it to come out of its shell.

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What do you think of these egg jokes?
They aren’t all what they cracked up to be.

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Why did the man order a chicken and an egg off Amazon?
To see which came first.

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Why did the hen only lay in Winter?
She was no spring chicken.

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