Clinton and St. Peter President Clinton and his wife died on the same day. They've been sent to St. Peter for judgement. St. Peter asked them a few questions. He asked Hillary first. One of the question was: Have you ever breaked the marriage-vows ?...

Clinton and St. Peter

President Clinton and his wife died on the same day. They've been sent to St. Peter for judgement. St. Peter asked them a few questions. He asked Hillary first. One of the question was: Have you ever breaked the marriage-vows ?
- Yes, she said.
St. Peter asked her how many times ?
- Three times, she said.
Then St. Peter said; you have to be punished for that and he took a needle and punctured her three times. One time for each breaking of the marriage-vows. Now you can go to heaven.
After that St. Peter started asking President Clinton the same questions.
After two hours waiting for her husband, Hillary came back to St. Peter asking. Where is my husband ?
He is still under sewing machine, said St. Peter.

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