Police: Where do u live?Me: With my parents.Police: Where do your parents live?Me: With Me.Police: Where do you all live?Me: Together.Police: Where is your house?Me: Next to my neighbors house.Police: Where is your neighbors house?Me: You won't believe me if I tell you.Police: Tell Me!Me: Next to my house. 32 0 0 Полицай: Къде живееш? O policial pergunta para o menino: Un policier voit une fille perdue et lui dis : - Où habites-tu ? - Avec ma famille - Et où habite ta famille ? - Avec moi - Oui non mais ou est ta maison ? - A côté de celle de mes voisins -... Marriage and Family Jokes Police Officer Jokes Comeback Jokes
Bully: HEY NERD WHY IS YOUR PANTS STRETCHED ALL THE WAY UP YOUR BODY HAHAHAClass: HAHAHAHHANerd: why is your тамроn in too farClass:ohhhhhhhhhhBully:.....Nerd: HA beat that!!!Bully: checks pockets* sorry I ran out of shiтs to give youClass: OHHHHHHNerd: shouldn't you be checking your mouth?Class: DANMMMM ITS GETTING INTENSEBully: shouldn't you be f*cking your boyfriendNerd: no ill stick with your momClass:OHHH DANMMM OMGbully: that's not possible your gayClass: DANMMM IT won't STOPnerd: I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on for meClass: DANMMMMMMbully: don't you mean your two dads?Class: OHHHHHHHHHNerd: no I meant your sister and momClass: AAHHAHAHAHbully:............Class: HE HAS NOTHING TO SAYBully:fuск youNerd: shouldn't you be f*cking yourself your the one with the рussy it's easier...Class:DANMMMMMMMMMM OHHHHHHbully:........ 0 0 0 Comeback Jokes