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Полицай: Къде живееш? O policial pergunta para o menino: Un policier voit une fille perdue et lui dis :  - Où habites-tu ? - Avec ma famille  - Et où habite ta famille ? - Avec moi  - Oui non mais ou est ta maison ?  - A côté de celle de mes voisins  -...
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Bully: HEY NERD WHY IS YOUR PANTS STRETCHED ALL THE WAY UP YOUR BODY HAHAHA
Class: HAHAHAHHA
Nerd: why is your тамроn in too far
Class:ohhhhhhhhhh
Bully:.....
Nerd: HA beat that!!!
Bully: checks pockets* sorry I ran out of shiтs to give you
Class: OHHHHHH
Nerd: shouldn't you be checking your mouth?
Class: DANMMMM ITS GETTING INTENSE
Bully: shouldn't you be f*cking your boyfriend
Nerd: no ill stick with your mom
Class:OHHH DANMMM OMG
bully: that's not possible your gay
Class: DANMMM IT won't STOP
nerd: I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on for me
Class: DANMMMMMM
bully: don't you mean your two dads?
Class: OHHHHHHHHH
Nerd: no I meant your sister and mom
Class: AAHHAHAHAH
bully:............
Class: HE HAS NOTHING TO SAY
Bully:fuск you
Nerd: shouldn't you be f*cking yourself your the one with the рussy it's easier...
Class:DANMMMMMMMMMM OHHHHHH
bully:........
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