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Police: Where do u live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With Me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbors house.
Police: Where is your neighbors house?
Me: You won't believe me if I tell you.
Police: Tell Me!
Me: Next to my house.

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Bully: HEY NERD WHY IS YOUR PANTS STRETCHED ALL THE WAY UP YOUR BODY HAHAHA
Class: HAHAHAHHA
Nerd: why is your тамроn in too far
Class:ohhhhhhhhhh
Bully:.....
Nerd: HA beat that!!!
Bully: checks pockets* sorry I ran out of shiтs to give you
Class: OHHHHHH
Nerd: shouldn't you be checking your mouth?
Class: DANMMMM ITS GETTING INTENSE
Bully: shouldn't you be f*cking your boyfriend
Nerd: no ill stick with your mom
Class:OHHH DANMMM OMG
bully: that's not possible your gay
Class: DANMMM IT won't STOP
nerd: I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on for me
Class: DANMMMMMM
bully: don't you mean your two dads?
Class: OHHHHHHHHH
Nerd: no I meant your sister and mom
Class: AAHHAHAHAH
bully:............
Class: HE HAS NOTHING TO SAY
Bully:fuск you
Nerd: shouldn't you be f*cking yourself your the one with the рussy it's easier...
Class:DANMMMMMMMMMM OHHHHHH
bully:........

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