Comedian: Are you gаy or straight?
Buffoon: Straight
Comedian: OK, How many eyes does a black chicken have?
Buffoon: 2
Comedian: How many Strands of hair does a cat have?
Buffoon: IDK?!?!?!?!
Comedian: How many feet does a black chicken have?
Buffoon: 2
Comedian: How many whiskers do cats have?
Buffoon: IDK?!?!?!?!
Comedian: Why do you know so much about black соскs and nothing about рussy?