Соndом Slogans:
1) Cover your stump before you huмр.
2) Especially in December, wrap your member.
3) Don't be a loner, cover your воnеr.
4) If you go into heat, package your meat.
5) Never never deck her with an unwrapped рескеr.
6) She wont get sick if you wrap your diск.
7) If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
8) Before you attack her, protect your whacker.
9) If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
10) No Glove, No Love!