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Dave walks into a bar and...
Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the bar counter with a great big smile on his face.
Dave says “John what are you so happy for?”
“Well Dave, I gotta tell ya… Yesterday I was out waxin’ my boat, just waxin’ my boat, and a redhead came up to me… тiтs out to here, Dave, тiтs out to here!
She says “Can I have a ride in your boat?”
“I said ‘Sure you can have a ride in my boat.’ So I took her way out, Dave. I turned off the key and I said ‘Its either sсrеw or swim!’ She couldn’t swim, Dave, she couldn’t swim!!.”
The next day Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the bar counter with a вiggеr smile on his face.
Dave says “What are you so happy about today John?”
“Well Dave… I gotta tell ya… Yesterday I was out waxing’ my boat, just waxing’ my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blond came up to me… тiтs out to here, Dave, тiтs out to here! She said ‘Can I have a ride in your boat?’ “Sure you can have a ride in my boat.”
So I took her way out, Dave, way out much further than the last one. I turned off the key and I said ‘Its either sсrеw or swim!’ She couldn’t swim!!, Dave, she couldn’t swim!!!!.”
A couple days pass and Dave walks into a bar and sees John down there crying over a вееr.
Dave says “John, what are you so sad for?”
“Well Dave, I gotta tell ya…. Yesterday I was out waxin’ my boat, just waxin’ my boat, and the most desirable brunette came up to me… тiтs WAY out to here, Dave, тiтs WAY out to here. I had more wood than my boat does. She says “Can I have a ride in your boat?”
“Sure you can have a ride in my boat.”
So I took her way out, Dave, way WAY out… much further than the last two. I turned off the key, and looked at her тiтs and said ‘Its either sсrеw or swim!!’.
Then, she pulled down her pants…. she had a diск, Dave !!!
She had a great BIG fuскing diск!!! ……… Dave, ….. I CAN’T SWIM!!!”
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Dave says “John what are you so happy for?”
“Well Dave, I gotta tell ya… Yesterday I was out waxin’ my boat, just waxin’ my boat, and a redhead came up to me… тiтs out to here, Dave, тiтs out to here!
She says “Can I have a ride in your boat?”
“I said ‘Sure you can have a ride in my boat.’ So I took her way out, Dave. I turned off the key and I said ‘Its either sсrеw or swim!’ She couldn’t swim, Dave, she couldn’t swim!!.”
The next day Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the bar counter with a вiggеr smile on his face.
Dave says “What are you so happy about today John?”
“Well Dave… I gotta tell ya… Yesterday I was out waxing’ my boat, just waxing’ my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blond came up to me… тiтs out to here, Dave, тiтs out to here! She said ‘Can I have a ride in your boat?’ “Sure you can have a ride in my boat.”
So I took her way out, Dave, way out much further than the last one. I turned off the key and I said ‘Its either sсrеw or swim!’ She couldn’t swim!!, Dave, she couldn’t swim!!!!.”
A couple days pass and Dave walks into a bar and sees John down there crying over a вееr.
Dave says “John, what are you so sad for?”
“Well Dave, I gotta tell ya…. Yesterday I was out waxin’ my boat, just waxin’ my boat, and the most desirable brunette came up to me… тiтs WAY out to here, Dave, тiтs WAY out to here. I had more wood than my boat does. She says “Can I have a ride in your boat?”
“Sure you can have a ride in my boat.”
So I took her way out, Dave, way WAY out… much further than the last two. I turned off the key, and looked at her тiтs and said ‘Its either sсrеw or swim!!’.
Then, she pulled down her pants…. she had a diск, Dave !!!
She had a great BIG fuскing diск!!! ……… Dave, ….. I CAN’T SWIM!!!”