“Do you remember when we met all those years ago?” I asked my wife at breakfast this morning. “It may have been 20 years,” she said, ” but of course I do!” “And our wedding day?” “18 years ago but I remember every single minute.” “Then why the fuск couldn’t you remember to buy the bottle of ketchup I asked for yesterday?”
“Do you remember when we met all those years ago?” I asked my wife at breakfast this morning.
“It may have been 20 years,” she said, ” but of course I do!”
“And our wedding day?”
“18 years ago but I remember every single minute.”
“Then why the fuск couldn’t you remember to buy the bottle of ketchup I asked for yesterday?”