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Jeg vil gerne blive 100 år. - ”Doktor, jeg vil gerne blive 100 år.” - ”Ryger De?” - ”Nej.” - ”Drikker De?” - ”Aldrig.” - ”Hmm, spiller De kort, kører De for stærkt, vælter De Dem i kvinder?” -... Un barbat la doctor: - Domnule doctor, cum as putea sa traiesc 100 de ani? - Fumati? - Nu! - Mancati mult si cu pofta? - Nu! - Beti alcool? - Nu! - Amante? - Nu, domnule! - Pai si atunci de ce... Ќе живеам? Ποιότητα ζωής Mann beim Arzt: Иванчо отива при доктора: Patient: "Doctor, do you think that I shall live until I am ninety?"

Doctor, how can I live longer than 100 years?
Do you smoke?
No.
Do you eat too much?
No.
Do you go to bed late?
No.
Do you have affairs with promiscuous women?
No.
Then why would you want to live more than 100 years?

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