Doctor: "What seems to be the problem today?" Patient: "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time." The Doctor nods, "Hmm." Patient: "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's...

Doctor:
"What seems to be the problem today?"
Patient:
"Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fаrт all the time."
The Doctor nods, "Hmm."
Patient:
"My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fаrт all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times."
"Hmm," says the Doctor, as he picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.
The patient is thrilled "Thank you Doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?"
"No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses, it stinks like a fermented diaper in here.
Next week I want you back here for a hearing test."

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