Doctor : what makes you feel depressed?
Me: seeing others happy
Doctor : ok so what makes you happy?
Me: seeing sтuрid people in misery or agony
Doctor: Well that’s rather sadistic.
Me: well statistically one in two doctors have fingerd a child…
Doctor: do you want your prescription or shall I book you an endoscopy?
Me: there’s nothing hidden inside me, I’m empty “smug face”.