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Der Landstreicher vor Gericht Zwei Nonnen sehen gespannt einer Henne zu Richter zum Angeklagten: "Wann arbeiten sie eigentlich?" "Dann und wann." "Und was arbeiten sie?" "Dies und das." "Und wo?" "Hier und dort." "Ok Richter: "Angeklagter A defendant isn’t happy with how things are going in court Domaren till den åtalade: - Har du stulit nåt tidigare? Den åtalade: - Då och då. Domaren: - Varifrån har du stulit? Den åtalade: - Här och där. Domaren: - Sätt honom i fängelse. Den åtalade:... En mann ble arrestert for å ha slått ned to personer i beruset tilstand. I rettsalen dagen etter spør dommeren: «hvor jobber du?» Mannen svarte «her og der.» Dommeren spurte så «hva jobber du... A rendőr a razzia során így szól egy huligánhoz: - Hol a munkahelye? - Erre-arra. - Dolgozik egyáltalán? - Egyszer-másszor. - És mit? - Ezt-azt. - Őrizetbe veszem! - És mikor engednek ki? -... Две монахини наблюдават кокошка
There were three men at a bar. One man got drunк and started a fight with the other two men. The police came and took the drunк guy to jail. The next day the man went before the judge.
The judge asked the man, "Where do you work?"
The man said, "Here and there."
The judge asked the man, "What do you do for a living?"
The man said, "This and that."
The judge then said, "Take him away."
The man said, "Wait, judge when will I get out?"
The judge said to the man, "Sooner or later."
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Der Landstreicher vor Gericht Zwei Nonnen sehen gespannt einer Henne zu Richter zum Angeklagten: "Wann arbeiten sie eigentlich?" "Dann und wann." "Und was arbeiten sie?" "Dies und das." "Und wo?" "Hier und dort." "Ok Richter: "Angeklagter A defendant isn’t happy with how things are going in court Domaren till den åtalade: - Har du stulit nåt tidigare? Den åtalade: - Då och då. Domaren: - Varifrån har du stulit? Den åtalade: - Här och där. Domaren: - Sätt honom i fängelse. Den åtalade:... En mann ble arrestert for å ha slått ned to personer i beruset tilstand. I rettsalen dagen etter spør dommeren: «hvor jobber du?» Mannen svarte «her og der.» Dommeren spurte så «hva jobber du... A rendőr a razzia során így szól egy huligánhoz: - Hol a munkahelye? - Erre-arra. - Dolgozik egyáltalán? - Egyszer-másszor. - És mit? - Ezt-azt. - Őrizetbe veszem! - És mikor engednek ki? -... Две монахини наблюдават кокошка
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