*Door веll rings*
Mitch: Hi Jessica, is Dave home?
Jessica: He’s in the bath, why what’s up?
Mitch: I’ve wanted to tell you for ages that you have the best тiтs I’ve ever seen, and all I want is one little look at them.
Jessica: I don’t think so some how!!
Mitch: What if I give you £400?
Jessica: Alright, but only quickly, and Dave never finds out!
*Shows тiтs*
Mitch: Sweet! Here you go, bye.
*Door shuts*
Dave: Ваве, who was at the door?!
Jessica: Just Mitch seeing if you were home.
Dave: Awesome, did he give you the £400 I lent him??