A drunк Alaskan decides to go ice fishing. He starts sawing a hole in the ice, but just then a booming voice says, "You will find no fish there." The drunк ignores it and continues sawing. The voice repeats, "You will find no fish under the ice." The drunк looks up and says, "God, is that you?" The voice says, "No, I'm the manager of this ice rink."
A drunк Alaskan decides to go ice fishing. He starts sawing a hole in the ice, but just then a booming voice says, "You will find no fish there."
The drunк ignores it and continues sawing. The voice repeats, "You will find no fish under the ice."
The drunк looks up and says, "God, is that you?"
The voice says, "No, I'm the manager of this ice rink."