Drunк man stumbles upstairs late at night and bursts through the bedroom door with a duck under his arm. He announces to his now awake annoyed wife that "This is the pig I've been sсrеwing." The wife unimpressed said "You drunк аrsеhоlе... That's a duck". The bloke looks down at the duck and then looks back up at his wife and says... "I was talking to the duck!"
Drunк man stumbles upstairs late at night and bursts through the bedroom door with a duck under his arm.
He announces to his now awake annoyed wife that "This is the pig I've been sсrеwing."
The wife unimpressed said "You drunк аrsеhоlе... That's a duck".
The bloke looks down at the duck and then looks back up at his wife and says... "I was talking to the duck!"