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Fат guy saw an advertisement, “Lose 5kg in a week”, he calls and says he would like to join.
Lady, “Ok, be ready tomorrow at 6am”
Next morning he opens the door and finds a hot ваве with shoes, underpants and shirt saying, “If u catch me u can fuск me” and the girl starts running. The guy starts running but couldn’t catch her. So during the whole week he tries to catch her but couldn’t and loses 5kg.
He then asks for the 10kg program. Next morning at 6am he opens the door and saw even a hotter ваве in bikini saying “if u catch me u can fuск me.” He loses 10kg that week. So he thought, this program is awesome!! Let’s try 25kg. But the lady asked the man if he was really sure as it was a tough one, the man said he was up for the challenge. Next day at 6am he opens the door expecting to see a nudе ваве. He finds a nudе man saying, “If I catch u, I’ll fuск u”, that week he lost 30kg.
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