First golfer:
“I have the greatest golf ball in the world. You can’t lose it.”
Second golfer:
“How so?”
First golfer:
“If you hit it into the sand, it beeps. You hit it into the water, it floats. If you want to play golf at night it glows.”
Second golfer:
“Hey, sounds good. Where did you get it?”
First golfer:
“I found it in the woods.”