First golfer: “I have the greatest golf ball in the world. You can’t lose it.” Second golfer: “How so?” First golfer: “If you hit it into the sand, it beeps. You hit it into the water, it floats. If you want to play golf at night it glows.” Second golfer: “Hey, sounds good. Where did you get it?” First golfer: “I found it in the woods.”
First golfer:
“I have the greatest golf ball in the world. You can’t lose it.”
Second golfer:
“How so?”
First golfer:
“If you hit it into the sand, it beeps. You hit it into the water, it floats. If you want to play golf at night it glows.”
Second golfer:
“Hey, sounds good. Where did you get it?”
First golfer:
“I found it in the woods.”