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My hot flight attendant asked how I like my coffee
Trying to sound cool, I told her I like my coffee like I like my women. And that's when she told me
"That's cute honey, but the coffee's free. You don't have to pay for it here!"
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Чужденец лети с български самолет. Летит американец на самолёте российской авиакомпании. Подходит к нему стюардесса и спрашивает: Американски турист лети с руските авиолинии. Стюардесата пита: Num avião a comissária de bordo pergunta: It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner. Leci Amerykanin polskimi liniami lotniczymi. Podchodzi do niego miła stewardessa i pyta: - Życzy Pan sobie obiad? - A co jest do wyboru? - Tak lub nie. Uma aeromoça loira chegou para um passageiro e pergunta: — O senhor quer jantar? E o passageiro: — Quais são as opções? Ao que a aeromoça loira responde: — Sim ou não! It was mealtime during a flight on Blonde Airlines. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John a aeromoça esta servindo a janta no avião e diz ao cliente: -o senhor vai querer jantar? ele responde: -quais são as opções? ela diz: -sim ou não né deeeeeeeeerrrrrr. E a aeromoça loira pergunta pro passageiro: — Aceita jantar? — Quais são as opções? — Sim... ou ... não! Stewardess az utashoz: - Uram Stewardesa către un călător: - Doriţi cina? - Ce pot să aleg? - Da sau nu. Amerikietis skrenda “Aerofloto” lėktuvu. Prieina stiuardesė: - Ar norite pusryčių? - O koks pasirinkimas? - Taip
A flight attendant asks a man:
- Sir, do you want something to drink?
- What are my options?
- Yes and No
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The flight attendant asked me during the flight, could I offer you some free headphones?
So I replied, “Sure, but how did you know my name is Phones?”
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Помолих стюардесата да ме премести на друго място Попросила стюардессу пересадить меня на другое место
I got cursed out by a flight attendant for asking to be moved away from a screaming baby
Apparently they don’t like that if it’s your baby.
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The best part of being a flight attendant Has to be when you walk the aisle saying "trash" to everyone's face.
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What language does a flight attendant speak?
Plane English.
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I just like to sleep without clothes on. The air-hostess could have been a bit more understanding.
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