For the whole 5 years I’ve been with my girlfriend, I’ve been begging her to try anal. Until one day recently she gave in and said “Right! We can either do anal and spend the rainy day fund on...

For the whole 5 years I’ve been with my girlfriend, I’ve been begging her to try аnаl.
Until one day recently she gave in and said “Right! We can either do аnаl and spend the rainy day fund on those curtains I want, or, we don’t do аnаl and we buy the 3D TV you want. Which is it to be?”
At this point I remembered something my Dad told me once. He said “Son, if you just can’t decide, listen to your heart”
Taking his advice, I found my stethoscope and held it to my chest.
My heart’s answer was a resounding BumBum.. BumBum.. BumBum.. BumBum.

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