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What's the difference between a Ford and the principal's office?
It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal's office

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What goes on pages 4-5 of the Ford's user's manual?
The train & bus schedule

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Why does the new Ford Escape parallel park itself?
Because white trash can only trailer park! Q: Why Pokemon Go a lifesaver?
Because it gives Ford owners something to do while they walk home

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What do you call a Ford with dual exhausts?
A wheelbarrow Q: What is the Ford owner's most ardent wish?
To buy a car

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What do you call a Ford with a seat belt?
A rucksack

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How do you double the value of a Ford Focus?
Full the tank with petrol

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What did the Toyota say to the Ford?
Would you like a tow home? Q: What should the Ford Mustang really be called?
The Ford Rustang

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Why did the cat sleep under the Ford Focus?
Because he wanted to wake up oily

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What do you call a Ford with 200,000 miles on it?
A lie

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Why is this country so far in debt?
Because the president drives a Ford

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What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented?
A Model T-Rex

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Why do they fit heated tail gates to luxury Ford trucks?
To keep your hands warm when you pushed them

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Why are FORD dealers giving away a dog with each FORD sold?
So the owner has a companion to walk home with

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To push he's FORD F150 back into the dealer's show room

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Do you know why ford is making new heated tailgates?
So when your pushing it home in the winter your hands stay warm

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because his F150 got stuck

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Why are the latest Fords so aerodynamically designed?
It improves the Chevy tow truck's fuel consumption

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What is the aim of a Ford concept car?
An attempt to keep their car running

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