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Why does Ford still manufacture cars and trucks?
They're trying to keep the towing industy alive.

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What's the difference between a Ford and the principal's office?
It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal's office

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What goes on pages 4-5 of the Ford's user's manual?
The train & bus schedule

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Why does the new Ford Escape parallel park itself?
Because white trash can only trailer park! Q: Why Pokemon Go a lifesaver?
Because it gives Ford owners something to do while they walk home

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What do you call two Fords at the top of a hill?
A mirage

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What do you call a Ford with dual exhausts?
A wheelbarrow Q: What is the Ford owner's most ardent wish?
To buy a car

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What do you call a Ford with a seat belt?
A rucksack

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How do you double the value of a Ford Focus?
Full the tank with petrol

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What did the Toyota say to the Ford?
Would you like a tow home? Q: What should the Ford Mustang really be called?
The Ford Rustang

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Why did the cat sleep under the Ford Focus?
Because he wanted to wake up oily

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What do you call a Ford with 200,000 miles on it?
A lie

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Why is this country so far in debt?
Because the president drives a Ford

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What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented?
A Model T-Rex

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Why do they fit heated tail gates to luxury Ford trucks?
To keep your hands warm when you pushed them

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Why do the new FORD Explorers have larger bumpers?
To make it easier on the towe trucks

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Why are FORD dealers giving away a dog with each FORD sold?
So the owner has a companion to walk home with

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To push he's FORD F150 back into the dealer's show room

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Do you know why ford is making new heated tailgates?
So when your pushing it home in the winter your hands stay warm

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because his F150 got stuck

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Why are the latest Fords so aerodynamically designed?
It improves the Chevy tow truck's fuel consumption

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What is the aim of a Ford concept car?
An attempt to keep their car running

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What is the difference between a Ford and a тамроn?
A тамроn comes with it's own tow rope

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How can they improve a Ford Focus?
Put a Toyota engine in it

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What did the Toyota say to the Ford on the side of the road?
Rust-in-peace

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Why do they fit ABS braking systems to the latest Fords?
So the driver can stop quicker to pick up the fallen off parts

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How do you make a Ford go faster downhill?
Turn off the engine

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What's the difference between a golfball and a Ford?
A golf ball can be driven 300 yards

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What is the difference between a Ford and a shopping trolley?
A shopping trolley is much easier to push

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What do the new speed limit signs say on our suburban roads?
Max speed - 60 km/h - Fords do best you can. Why did the Ford cross the road? To pick up the bits it lost yesterday

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Why do they put sidewalks beside most streets and highways?
So FORD owners have a safe place to walk home

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Why does Ford make tractors and Opel not?
Because Opel can't get anything to run that slow.

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