Four women were chatting in the locker room, when one of them mentioned the fact that while there were numerous terms for male маsтurватiоn, i. E. jerking off, spanking the monkey, slappin’ the salami and so on, there weren’t any common terms for female маsтurватiоn. “I’ve always called it ‘jilling off,'” answered one of the women. “But that’s just a feminization of ‘jacking off,'” criticised the first. “You’re right,” another commented. “We DON’T seem to have any slang terms of our own for it.” The fourth woman snorted. “After fourteen years of marriage, there’s only one thing I call it.” “What’s that?” “Finishing the job!” she responded.
Four women were chatting in the locker room, when one of them mentioned the fact that while there were numerous terms for male маsтurватiоn, i. E. jerking off, spanking the monkey, slappin’ the salami and so on, there weren’t any common terms for female маsтurватiоn.
“I’ve always called it ‘jilling off,'” answered one of the women.
“But that’s just a feminization of ‘jacking off,'” criticised the first.
“You’re right,” another commented. “We DON’T seem to have any slang terms of our own for it.”
The fourth woman snorted. “After fourteen years of marriage, there’s only one thing I call it.”
“What’s that?”
“Finishing the job!” she responded.