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There was this gas station in "redneck country" trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying "Free Sex with Fill-up." Soon a "redneck" customer pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from (1) to (10), and if he guessed...
Трпе му вика на Цветко: - Абе што ми кажаа еден ресторан, давале бесплатна храна, бесплатно пиење и на крај и бесплатен секс!!! - Каде бе? - Не знам, Трпана вчера била.
Een Limburger rijdt naar Antwerpen en stopt aan een benzinestation met het opschrift "Win gratis sex bij vullen tank". Hij vult zijn tank gaat binnen en vraagt zijn gratis sex. "Ok" zegt de...
En bensinstationsägare i Norrland behövde öka på sina inkomster så han satte upp en skylt utanför macken. - Gratis sex när du tankar full tank. Det tog inte låg tid innan den lokala invånaren Johan kom in på macken för att tanka. När han såg skylten...
Egy skót benzinkutas - hogy jobban menjen a vállalkozása, kitesz egy táblát: "Ingyen szex minden tankoláskor!". John feltankolt és bemegy az irodába az ingyen szexért. A kutas kéri, hogy húzzon ki...
"Wait," the driver yelled, "what about my free sеx?" The attendant rolled his eyes and came back to the car.
"Okay, but you will have to guess a number between 1 and 10."
"6."
"No, the answer was 3. Sorry." As the attendant started to walk off, the passenger asked to guess. The attendant agreed.
"7."
"No, I told you the answer was 3." The driver then sped off.
"I think that game was rigged," said the passenger. "There is no way to win.'
"Uh-uh," the driver said. "My wife won three times last week."