From the ladies - (sing to the tune of “I will survive”)
At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I’d spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on….
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a big mac and you’ve bought me a French fry!
I should have known that it was вullshiт, just a sad pathetic dream,
I should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans!
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I will survive! I will survive!
‘Cos as long as I have batteries,
My sеx life is gonna thrive!
I will always have good sеx with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive!. . Hey! Hey!
Go on now go, walk out the door,
Don’t you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren’t you a shiт to think I wouldn’t find you out!?
Don’t you know we’re only joking when we say size doesn’t count???!
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud
When I saw your little wеinеr standing tall and proud!
But to hеll with all your egos and to hеll with all your needs
Now I’m saving all my lovin’ for a cordless multispeed!
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