George finally found the nerve to tell his fiancee that he had to break off their engagement so that he could marry another woman.
“Can she cook like I can?” the distraught woman asked.
“Not on her best day.” George replied.
“Can she buy you expensive gifts like I do?” she asked.
“No, she’s broke.”
“Well then, is it sеx?”
“Nope,… nobody does it like you, ваве.”
“Then what is it?? What can she do for you that I can’t?”
“She can sue me for child support!”