George had taken his wife to the theater, but half way through the fist act he was busting for a leak. Then at interval he had a difficult time pushing through the crowd trying to find the Gents down one passage and around the next until he was somewhere backstage. He was desperate, and when he discovered a fountain, surrounded by foliage, the effect of the tinkling water was the last straw. Nobody was about so he took out his willy and рissеd into the fountain. It was a great relief. He took some time finding his way back to his seat and when he sat next to his wife again he whispered, “Have I missed much of this Second act?” “Missed it?” she said. “You were the star.”
George had taken his wife to the theater, but half way through the fist act he was busting for a leak.
Then at interval he had a difficult time pushing through the crowd trying to find the Gents down one passage and around the next until he was somewhere backstage.
He was desperate, and when he discovered a fountain, surrounded by foliage, the effect of the tinkling water was the last straw.
Nobody was about so he took out his willy and рissеd into the fountain. It was a great relief.
He took some time finding his way back to his seat and when he sat next to his wife again he whispered, “Have I missed much of this
Second act?”
“Missed it?” she said. “You were the star.”