Geriatric Halloween

There was an old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time, so they decided to dress up and go out. The old woman stripped nакеd, and tied a string between her legs with a lemon at the end of the string. Her husband yelled, "You can't go out like that!"
She replied, "I can go out as whatever I want, and so can you!"
He agreed. He took off all his clothes and tied a string to his реnis with a potato at the end of the string.
His said, "You're going out as that?"
''Yes,'' said the old man. ''If you can go out as a sour-рuss, I can go out as a dictator."

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